Abolish the Internet

To:  any sentient life within the universe (we're still looking, the maybe some in space, there certainly isn't here)

For crimes against our eyes; furry porn; for ruining every cartoon we've ever watched with not only "fanfiction", but also badly drawn home made MS paint shop pornography; for bad counterstrike website about someone's clan & how they're going to "bUsT A CAP in 'Da oter teaaaammz azzzzzz!!1"; for all the racist sites; conspiracy theories; false information about everything; spam mail; work at home scams; stupid online petitions; and for general crimes against humanity; we the undersigned petition for the abolition of the internet.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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