anti-ginger

To:  UK citizens

This is a petition to sanction the cull of every ginger in the world.

Gingers are evil beings and have long been offending and torturing innocent people. It's time to give them a taste of their own medicine.

Gingers are to blame for all the wars in the world. Gingers are to blame for 9/11 and for the massacre of 27 billion normal-looking Jews. Gingers are the main source of terror for many people around the world.

If you feel worried or scared in any way, then sign this petition. If you have children then PLEASE warn them about the scary world of gingerness.

It's time to take a stand!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The anti-ginger Petition to UK citizens was created by and written by James L. Ignorant (wlgreenwood@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.