We, the undersigned, want Uwe Boll's new comedy "Postal" to be shown by US theaters. We believe that it's a cool and entertaining film and it's a shame that the big multiplexes boycott it for its controversial, yet satirical content.

So please bring "Postal" to the big screens and let us, the audience, decide for ourselves whether this film is appropriate for us or not!

We wanna see Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer getting raped by a horde of chimpanzees, we wanna see a full frontal nudity shot of Dave Foley, we wanna see Larry "Soup Nazi" Thomas as Osama Bin Laden, we wanna see Ralf "Gladiator" Moeller in a threesome and we wanna see Zack Ward unleashing havoc... WE WANNA GO POSTAL!!