We the undersigned demand that in the upcoming Sierra video game Ghostbusters the Video Game, something "bad" happens when the player crosses the streams of your proton beam with another beam. We were extremely dismayed by recent reports from testing that "nothing happens" when the streams are crossed and believe this is a profound injustice to the spirit of the Ghostbusters franchise.

"Bad" may be defined as anything unfortunate, up to and including all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and finding yourself confined forever in another dimension.