Grand Theft Pokémon

To:  Rockstar, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony

This is a petition to have Rockstar Games and Nintendo to work together to create a new Pokémon style game directed towards the over 17 crowd. Pokémon has been around on the Gameboy since 1996. Since any 8 year old who played Pokémon in 1996 are now nearly adults themselves, they no longer have any interest in the Pokémon franchise. Rockstar is the leader in mature, adult themed, video games. We feel that combining the adult themed developement style of Rockstar Games with the well known and loved Pokémon franchise from Nintendo would be the best way to regain the interest of those first Pokémon players from the early years.

Due to the adult nature of the game, we are also asking Microsoft and Sony to allow Rockstar and Nintendo to publish this very adult themed game on their respective consoles, the Microsoft Xbox and Sony Playstation 2.

The game will be entitled Grand Theft Pokémon and would feature Ash Ketchum, now 19, on a Grand Theft Auto style adventure where he has to buy, steal, and kill to collect a new breed of Pokémon.

Some elements of the game would include:

* Mission based objectives to obtain very desirable Pokémon. Including, but not limited to, sniping your opponents, drive by electric shocks, and earning money by pimping off your female Pokémons to Poképhiles.

* Arena Battles now include paying off officials to look the other way while the player does whatever it takes to win.

* Ousting out your opponents as you use your team of Ninja Squirtles to gain control of vast portions of the city.

* A hidden game involving Ash, Misty, and Brock in a threeway trist.

* Battle Team Rocket (Jessie and James) as they attempt to steal your pimped out Pokémon and take over your turf.

Introduce new Pokémon such as:

* Lady Faire: Is this Pokémon Male or Female? Nobody knows. Use this rare Pokémon to earn lots of cash as you pimp him/her/it out to the Poképhiles around the city.

* Mewhore: The evolutionary next step to Mewtwo. This creature is so rare and so dangerous, most pimps just reserve Mewhore for themselves for satisfaction and as a body guard.

* Hatchetman: The next evolutionary step for Hitmonchan. Whenever you want to off your opponent with the utmost speed and accuracy, Hatchetman is your sniper of choice.

* Hitmonrap: The next evolutionary step for Hitmontop. This guy is cool. This guy is hip. He'll rap the old school. And he'll make his hit.

* HigglyPuff: The next evolutionary step for Wigglytuff. You're going to need this singer and excellent club manager if you expect to earn any money from the Pokémon clubs you plan on opening around the city.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Grand Theft Pokémon Petition to Rockstar, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony was created by Adult gamers of the World and written by Hanna S. Avilon (liquidpenguin@yahoo.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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