Proposition to Make Gucci Mane Super Bowl XLIV's Halftime Performer

To:  The National Football League

Dear America,

For the last couple of years we've witnessed some wack ass performers ath the NFL Super Bowl halftime show.

For example, Bruce Springsteen.

First off, fuck that nigga ya heard? I coulda sworn dude died 5 years ago. Fuck his E-Street Band, where the fuck IS E-Street, and how come we got niggas with dreads in it. When I think of streets I think gritty. Dookie on the sidewalk and urine in the elevators gritty. Not dreadlocks...

The last hype Super Bowl halftime show I remember was Janet Jackson's titty...that's it.

The Super Bowl has been overtaken by old ass niggas performing songs only our grandparent's remember...Do you remember who played at halftime at Super Bowl XLII? Not me.

Which is why I purpose we all have someone everybody loves perform at next years Super Bowl (XLIV).

Radric Davis, better known as Gucci Mane La Flare, aka Gucci Mane.

How can the Super Bowl resist his Icyness?

Who doesn't love the hood classics "Shirt Off", "Slumberparty", "Photoshoot", "Kick A Door", "My Kitchen", and everyone's family favorite "I Live In a TV". Hell we can even bring in OJ Da Juice Man and they can perform "Make Da Trap AYE!"

Some people might ask, "But DStay, Gucci Mane's in jail, how's that possible?"

Simple, take that nigga out, he ain't do nuttin.


Basically, I propose that Super Bowl XLIV have Gucci Mane as their halftime performer...Real talk.

If not, shit then it better be Max B....OWWW.

You can contact my black ass at dothadstayshuffle@gmail.com

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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