Naaht Funny!

To:  WMMS-- Clear Channel Cleveland

Naaht Funny!

We all must come to together to rid the radio airwaves of the Maxwell Show that airs on WMMS 100.7 in Cleveland, Ohio.

Lets see what the Maxwell Show consist of:

I got raped
I’m a Jew
my moms a druggy
I have a drug problem so im going to make it everyone else’s problem
im funnier than rover bc I say so (but I’m really just jealous)
I’m going to make gayer voices than Bob Sagget on Americas Funniest Home Videos
im going to laugh at everything I say and I know its funny b/c chunk does a fake laugh under her breath every time I say anything


Don't forget that annoying cackle that Maxwell does too.... not the fake canned laugh, but his supposed REAL laugh. You know, the one that goes, "gwahh gwahhh gwahhh gwahhh hoo hoo." "Yeah, GOOOOD times!" "PIPER DOWN!" "MMMMgggooooo .com", Eating and chomping on the air, and punts, fake laughing, dwelling on useless topics for several months because he has nothing else to talk about, hanging up on callers that actually have something to add to the show, talking gay.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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