Hasselhoff for Chief Justice of the SCOTUS

To:  President of the United States

We, the world of Hasselhoff fans, demand that the United States appoint David Hasselhoff of Baywatch/Knight Rider fame to the position of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. We feel that Hasselhoff's diplomacy and legal skills (as demonstrated by his crime fighting career in Knight Rider and his dedication to public service in Baywatch) make him particularly suited to this job and thoroughly recommend him for the position.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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