Disallow Historians and Scientists from Modern Culture

To:  Members of the U.N.

With all the video games and movies around that take poetic and artistic license to make it better, and with the increase of learned people over the years, a growing conflict is occurring and it cannot be denied any longer!

Every game and movie has a forum of whiny crybabies who don't like some aspect of it. Well, that's all well and good and pretty unavoidable since people are whiny and the popularity of emo is just too prevalent. But there is the population of people who back up their whining with "accuracy" and "facts", and they simply need to be eliminated.

Historians and scientists should therefore be disallowed from playing video games or watching movies!

It's especially bad when people bring their "logic" and their "knowledge" into a perfectly decent roleplaying game based on some bygone era of human history. They cry out about how women wouldn't have any rights (that's sexist!) and how children wouldn't be allowed to vote in elections (that's ageist!) and how elections where votes tallied by the people wouldn't even be happening in 15th century England (THAT'S JUST UNAMERICAN)!

And scientists... whoo boy! You can't even allow them anywhere near a roleplaying game, because they'll ask the lesbian couple how they're having babies without a man or an apparatus (that's totally homophobic!), and they frequently ask how people can fly or jump so high or how that beetle can get so big when it'd be getting crushed by its own weight and that sort of logic TOTALLY ruins the movie. Thank you, now I can't get a FULL EXPERIENCE of the horror and suspense in this movie knowing that "logically" that spider could never get so big. Thanks a lot, asshole.

This has to be stopped. Disallow all historians and scientists from playing any video game or watching any movie! Make it a law punishable by $500 fine. (I'd suggest more but we all know historians and scientists are poor and live in their parents' basements, amirite?)

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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