Help me have sex with Tania Derveaux. . . oh yeah, and support net neutrality... Again.

To:  Tania Derveaux and PLANET EARTH!

We, the undersigned, but mostly I, Colinqm, calmly and respectfully ask Ms. Derveaux to expand her sexual offer to at least one NON-VIRGIN, that non-virgin being me, Colinqm, of course.

Futhermore, we would also like to request that the internet remain pure and neutral and all that jazz, because that's what we really care about.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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