Please Do Not Stomp On My Little Girlish Heart

To:  Her

DEAR K.J. RALLING

PLEASE DO NOT KILL RON

I LOVE HIM A LITTLE

NOT IN A CREEPY WAY

PLEASE LET HIM LIVE THROUGH ALL THE BOOKS

LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO BAKE HIM COOKIES

MAYBE HE CAN LAST LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE ADORABLE BABIES WITH SOMEONE

I AM NOT PICKY WHO

I WILL NOT CAST ABOUT NAMES LIKE "HERMIONE"

I SHALL NOT PRESS IT

I AM A SIMPLE PERSON WITH SIMPLE NEEDS

I JUST WOULD LIKE HIM TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GROW A BEARD

AND TO BUY A PATCH OF LAND

ON WHICH HE MIGHT BUILD A CASTLE OUT OF SUNSHINE AND LEGOS








ALSO I FEEL THERE IS A PONY DEFICIT

THOSE ARE MY DEMANDS, PONIES AND THE CONTINUATION OF THE LIFE OF RON WEASLEY

IN RETURN I WILL DO A LITTLE DANCE.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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