Let's Import Japan

To:  Japan

The unanimous Declaration of the gamers, otakus, and other words that mean the same things:

WHEREAS Japan makes the coolest motherfucking shit, and

WHEREAS mankind, empowered by science, is not unlike the Gods spoken of in Legend, and

WHEREAS, I mean, how hard could it be,

LET IT BE RESOLVED that we should *totally* Import the entire Island nation of Japan.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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