Additions to Clothing instructions

To:  Cloting Manufacturers

This petition is to all clothing manufacturers.

Men, at least the straight ones, do not know their way around washing machines. Hell, they can't even get the laundry to the laundry basket unless putting the laundry in the basket can resemble some sort of sport similar to Basketball or Soccer.

The instructions on the label of clothes do not give men enough information to operate the washing machine.

It is conceded that men do not read instructions. It is possible that a man when he is not drunk, will inspect his collar for lipstick marks prior to attempting a 30 foot 3 point hook shot to the hamper with his favorite shirt. At this point he may accidentally read the tag on the shirt.

Therefore, we, the men of America, are petitioning that all clothing tags contain the following information to the instructions: "Or give it to your wife, it is her job anyway".

I looks like this: http://www.womanknowyourplace.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/laundry.jpg

Thank you

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Additions to Clothing instructions Petition to Cloting Manufacturers was created by Men of the World and written by Nick Pappagiorgio (dirty@womanknowyourplace.net).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.