Jeffrey C. M. should commit suicide

To:  Jeffrey C. M.

There is a serious problem in our world today. I man named Jeffrey C. M. (Jeff Cum for short) continues to live as in our world. This is a problem. Not only is he an annoying assfuck who treats his friends like dirt, but he also follows tiers and sucks major dick. This petition formally requests that Jeffrey C. M. commits suicide. Thank you.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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