Jessica Alba: Step One Towards the Betterment of Our Communities

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    The overzealous fans of Jessica Alba
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The following persons wish to make it known that we think it would probably be in everybody's best interest if Jessica Alba just walked around naked. Pretty much all the time, local weather permitting. While we respect Jessica Alba's right and legitimate desire to continue to wear clothes we believe it would be in the best interest of our beleaguered world economy, the sanctity and security of our borders, and haters everywhere who want, very much, to play.