Jeremy Clarkson as UN Secretary General

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We, the undersigned, hereby call upon the United Nations to appoint Jeremy Clarkson (of Top Gear) as its Secretary General, for life. It is our firm belief that Mr. Clarkson holds humanity's best interests at heart, and will prove to be a firm proponent of the United Nations' principles of peace, security, and economic and social development.