Don't make the Wii Jedi Knight game suck!

To:  Nintendo and LucasArts

I'm sure you're making a Jedi game for the Wii, you must be. Hell, I would be.









Here are my demands:









1. Don't make the game suck. Get the saber right. GET IT RIGHT.




2. On harder difficulty levels I wanna accidentally slice my own leg of with the light saber, OK?




2. Don't make the saber play canned animations when you move the remote in a certain direction. I want full control over the blade. Not like the crappy katana in the Red Steel movies.




3. Give the saber a dynamic sound. I wanna swoosh it. Swoosh, you hear?




4. Force push and pull on the nunchuck, but I'm sure you already thought of that one.




5. I don't care if the enemies are low poly, but make sure I can sever their limbs properly.




6. Don't put Ja-ja in unless I can slice him up real good.




7. Don't make it suck. Please. PLEASE. This is the game we dreamed of since we were infants.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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