The Next Step to Higher Order Literature

To:  Tom Clancy and J.K. Rowling

Who read the lurid tales of J.K. Rowling and thought, maybe Harry Potter would be a lot cooler if it featured tactical nukes and terrorists? Thus we must take the next step to literary excellence. Literature takes on many forms, but high literature takes on the form of high ideas; and the more high ideas that can be jumbled into a single text the better. Thus it is paramount to the ENTIRE HISTORY OF LITERATURE that J.K. Rowling and Tom Clancy collaborate on a novel together. Titles could include:

Harry Potter and The Sum of All Fears
Harry Potter and The Hunt for Red October
Rainbow Six and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Teeth of the Hippogriff
Ghost Recon: Nearly Headless Nick Strikes Back
Voldemort Without Remorse
Harry Potter and the Cardinal of the Kremlin
A Clear and Present Granger

Through the power of the Internet this historic work could become a reality.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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