BRING JONO BACK: Apocalypse Redux!

To:  lulz

Apparently, Steven got butthurt and learned how to use the "report" button.

Let's refresh, shall we? Jono was the best thing to ever happen to the announcements, except he wasn't.. but his facial hair is almost invisible, and that has to count for something, right?

The addition of Steven Legath to our daily news was the worst decision ever made by mankind. Even worse than choosing Sarah Palin as your running mate.

Jono's seemingly inappropriate yet enthralling dance moves are a vision of what the world is like today! Jono is hip, current, and a staple of our modern lives. WE WANT JONO!

P.S. Are you happy now, Steven, that you've gotten the limelight you wished you had last time? Too bad you still suuuuuuck! Woo!


>JONO HEIDER 2008-2009: ONE LAST DANCE<

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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