Jon Ray to return to Myspace

To:  Jon Ray

WHEREAS Jon Ray does not have a Myspace,

WHEREAS many people, including family, friends, acquaintances, squirrels, single women, and people who have heard of Jon Ray wish for him to return to Myspace,

WHEREAS Myspace is just not the same without Jon Ray, but is a better place with him,

IT IS RESOLVED that Jon Ray will return to Myspace immediately.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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