We the undersigned believe that the unannounced Judobaby game (UJG), which we currently know very little to nothing about will become a far too important property to us personally to convert into a rumored film.

We believe that the subtleties of the UJG narrative, subtleties that we ourselves do not fully or at all understand at the moment, would not survive that harsh transition to the silver screen, as is rumored.

We the undersigned believe that the UJG movie should immediately be halted (if it is real), if only to allow us more time to complain about how no one has turned the UJG into a movie, which it would be JUST PERFECT for.