Will Scream for Food. Save Daffney Unger!

To:  WCW and WWF Creative Offices

To my fellow wrestling fans and fanatics...

For years, too long in fact, we have witnessed the burying of good solid talent in both the World Wrestling Federation and World Championship Wrestling. Well, today there has been one final terrible casualty in the war for ratings, and it shot a slug through one if it's most talented newcomers, Daffney Unger.

Daffney has been a bright spot in an otherwise disappointing show for well over a year as she accompanied your favorite and mine, Crowbar, to the ring each week. I had the fondest hope that, under the creative direction of Eric Bishoff and Fusient Media, a great opportunity for the advancement of our favorite screamer would happen but, alas, she screams no more. Daff has been released.

Please, tell WCW and WWF why her smile and energy lights up an entire arena, as it does for me, because they need to hear it. She needs to be hired back to television today.

I hunger for Unger...don't you?

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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