Krümel to Hamburg

To:  Krümel

We, the only true friends of Krümel, are against her plans to move to Munich instead to Hamburg.

Stated below are the reason in order of importance:

1. We love and miss Krümel.
2. We are lonley without her.
3. Munich sucks, Hamburg rules.
4. No one cooks for us.
5. Bavarians are strange.
6. Watching Bollywood movies alone sucks.
7. It's boring without her.
8. Shopping alone is boring.
9. She makes delicious cakes and cookies.
10. Going alone to Starbucks is boring.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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