Scottish comedian, Keir McAllister has become a nuisance when it comes to his abuse of communication devices in the apparent attempt at "being funny". Whether it be tormenting people with text messages or openly abusing people on internet forums, his attempts at humour are sometimes offensive, sometimes a nuisance and, quite frankly an embarrassment in every single case.

It is both for the sanity of other internet users and also for Keir's own good, that we the undersigned, would like to see Keir McAllister's use of any device capable of communication limited to one hour a day when in the company and supervision of a responsible adult.