Tell Crystal NO To The Animal Shelter!

To:  Crystal

My girlfriend Crystal has this cat that isn't really her's, it's just some random cat from outside among 7 other cats like it. However this one cat is special enough for her to let it in her house and feed it. She calls it "outside cat". At first I had mad hate for this cat, afterall it was a damn freeloader! Then one night Crystal told me she gave chicken scraps to all her cats, except "outside cat". That pissed me off and I had a face turn for the cat, and I made Crystal give it chicken scraps. I have grown a bond to this cat.

A mixed hate/love relationship has been formed with "outside cat", whom I now named Douche. I made an agreement with Crystal that I would adopt Douche, but he'd stay at her place for the time being until I can get my own place, as my dad is allergic to cats. Today Crystal threatened to take Douche, among a few other of her "inside cats", to the animal shelter to give away. This made me mad. I LOVE DOUCHE! Please sign this petition to show Crystal that there is a lot of love in the world for Douche, and that I rightfully deserve the right to my little Douche.

SIGN THIS IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE MY DOUCHE! SAY NO TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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