Real Petition For Real Iranians

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To:  Real Iranians

We the undersigned do hereby swear not to use petitions anymore, especially to voice our tinny and annoyingly arrogant objections to the slightest hint of slight by anyone towards Iran.

From now on, whenever we get upset at something someone or Israel says about Iran, we will take a deep breath before opening our mouths, and remind ourselves that it's our own damn fault for not fixing Iran in the first place. This will undoubtedly be very very very difficult for many of us, so those of you who can, please help the others.

Furthermore we the undersigned promise not to complain all the time about how other societies and countries and Israel and the US ought to be run. From now on, only after we have fixed Iran will we ever offer our unsolicited opinions. On that day, world, watch out! On that day we'll have so much to say that it will make the Shahnameh look like a comicbook. (Wait, someone has already done that)

Finally,

We promise that whenever any one of us attempts to stand up and say, "I disagree", that we will all stand up and say, "Let them speak". (not all at once)

Whenever any one of us is censored or silenced, we will all speak out. (OK, now all at once)

Whenever any one of us is taken, maimed or harmed in any way, that we will not run away, that we will stay, look them in the eye with our beautiful defiant Persian eyes and not blink, and that we will demand for them to be returned, restored, and for the guilty to be judged.

We promise to be defiant and do our best to put Iran first, as our first and foremost priority, and not to accept easily, anything short of her long awaited emergence as a full FREE Iran.

Not to be combined with any previous offers. This offer originally expired in 1979, but has been extended indefinitely.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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