No Burger King Gold Card For Hugh Laurie

To:  U.S. Congress

Considering his recent salary increase to $400,000 per episode, we believe that Hugh Laurie has the financial means to buy as much Burger King for himself and his family as he wants. Therefore it seems egregious for this man to continue to possess a Burger King Gold Card, a card that provides the carrier with an unlimited lifetime supply of Whoppers. Surely that card should now be passed on to an actor with a lower salary. Or the government of Sudan.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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