By appearing in commercials for Currys, MFI, DFS, Garnier and Argos, as well as seeming to appear on every television show with the word 'Celebrity' in its title, Linda Barker is ruining the televisual experience for everybody in Britain.

This petition is to show that we are fed up of Linda's face appearing on screen every five minutes, and that we fear that she is attempting to take over television.

Therefore, the ultimate aim of this petition is to rid television of Linda Barker forever.