Make Shane A Loose Woman

To:  The Producers of Loose Women

"Loose Women", the ITV daytime chatshow is currently holding a competition in which the winner will become a member of the panel. Shane Telford is PEFECT for the job, but the terms and conditions of the competition state you must be female (which Shane is not... he's close enough!). Anyway, Shane is still sending in his audition video and thinks that if a good number of people sign the petition the producers might overlook the gender 'thing'. Get signing!!!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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