Luke Steelerstahl, Redd Up Your Public Image

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WHEREAS: Luke Steelerstahl, Mayor of the City of Pittsburgh, has been a frequent embarrassment and;

WHEREAS: Pittsburgh is totally awesome and;

WHEREAS: Pay to play politics and public drunkenness by the Mayor cause Pittsburgh to appear less awesome;

THEREFORE: The undersigned strongly urge Luke Steelerstahl to pull it together and act like a grownup when there are people around.