Invasion of Luxembourg

To:  The President or Prime Minister or whatever of Luxembourg

Whereas Luxembourg is small and totally full of crap;

Whereas Papparelli is a force and sovereign nation unto himself;

Whereas Luxembourg commits horrible human rights abuses and deserves to be taught a lesson; and

Whereas everybody in the world believes Papparelli should invade Luxembourg,

We demand that Luxembourg immediately lay down its arms, prepare for invasion by Papparelli and prepare to have its crap forcibly removed.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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