We, the Undersigned, would like official recognition for the common disease mannaz-influenza, commonly known as "Man-Flu".
Every year huge numbers of men across the world are affected by this crippling condition yet it is treated with ridicule by the females that victims come into contact with and the press and media at large.
We would like the General Medical Council to officially recognize "Man-Flu" as a bona-fide disease and for members of the medical profession to treat it with the respect it deserves as a possible killer.
We would also like the official treatment of "Man Flu" to be recognized as a brew and bacon butty twice daily.