Let it be known that this online petition is to voice our displeasure over the fact that Marley Donel, trusted friend and companion, has been banned from the offices of PyperPaul+Kenney for her recent urinary indiscretion. Further, the signers of this petition demand that Marley Donel's status as office mascot and afternoon visitor be reinstated, and we in turn, will solemnly vow to help her in any way we can with her urinary needs. This executed on this day of our Lord, June 11th, 2008. Thank you.