It is the goal of the Undersigned that Double Fine Action Forum Member and all around good person Mayhem return to said forum and maintain a weekly average of 5 posts. The Undersigned all agree that Mayhem is indisputably awesome and should she return we will adhere to the following;





1. Upon Mayhem's return we shall all wear silly hats and take photographs of ourselves in them. And post them in a specially marked thread. (If members are uncomfortable displaying their visage then they are obligated to draw themselves in silly hats)





2. Mayhem will be referred to as her Highness.





3. No one will pick on or pick a fight with Mayhem unless Mayhem first picks a fight with you.





Upon reaching 10 signatures this petition will be sent to Mayhem at all known contact addresses.