A dream is what you want to do but still haven't pursued.

We know what We want and We're going to petition for It until it's done; We've been the dream that We've wanted to be since day one. McDonald's--please show Us that ordinary People can do great things.


We The People have a dream--and It's saucy.


We The People, and Our saucy dream, stand resolved that McDonald's should bring the McRib back to The People of Mount Pleasant, Michigan April 1st through April 20th of 2010; for this vision can no longer remain idle as a dream--it has become Our destiny on a rectangular bun.

This is for The People--We want the McRib with all of it's mysterious shapings and awkwardly delicious sauciness back in all McDonald's stores located in Mount Pleasant, Michigan this April.

Also, it would be nice to have extra sauce packets available because We really liked the sauce from the 90s and We might need some more.

If McDonald's brought back the McRib sandwich to all McDonald's stores in Mount Pleasant, Michigan from April 1st until April 20th of 2010, I would purchase at least one sandwich at full price and I would not use a coupon to purchase said sandwich.

It would be funny. Do it McDonald's.

This is an epic mission--make Our dream a reality.



Thank you for your time.




Additionally, if the McRib is not brought back to Mount Pleasant, Michigan on April 1st through April 20th of 2010--We will forever suggest Taco Bell instead of McDonald's when Our friends ask Us where We want to eat at 3 am. Even though We really like McDonlad's better, it's the principle of the matter--do You care about Us, McDonald's?


Do not neglect Us, We The People shall reap Our Destiny this April.

Please help.