Mellie-D NOT Bill-Oddie

To:  The Broadcasting Media

We the undersigned encourage the BBC, ITV, Channel 4, 5 and every other broadcaster on the planet to employ Mellie-D as their nature correspondant. We believe that as a part of nature we humans should be represented by a superior specimen. For too long we have had to watch ugly beardy blokes when we could have been watching a gorgeous, voluptuous, curly haired brunette showing us our planet. We will boycott all nature programmes not presented by mellie-D.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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