Mark Hamill Should Really have a Reality Television Show

To:  the People of the Earth

Too much time has passed without a good television program featuring Mark Hamill. In these rocky times the world needs his guidance more than ever. While he has done so in the form of voicing characters of cartoons and video games, it has not been enough. Therefore, for the good of mankind, Mark Hamill must have a reality television show. His antics would be boundlessly entertaining, ranging from making meals with light sabers to holding conversations with Yoda dolls; from yelling at his daughter for dressing too immodestly to promoting Sprint. We, the lost of this world, can find our way again with Mark Hamill’s guiding light. The world wants – no – the world needs to see the real Luke Skywalker.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Mark Hamill Should Really have a Reality Television Show Petition to the People of the Earth was created by and written by Evan Nordgren & Tyler Gajewski (tisouden@new.rr.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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