We, being the party of the first part (Wes) and the party of the second part (Jerms), hereby request that all the world shower us in money 24 hours a day, and seven days a week, until both parties are dead or the world has run out of money. We promise to re-introduce most (if not all) the money back into normal circulation through different investments and day to day consumerism.
If you believe our cause just (or a hoot) then please lend your signature and perhaps we will deem you important enough to share in the money. But remember, you must also shower us in money once in a while.