Stamp out online petitions!

To:  The creatots of http://www.petitiononline.com/

The purpose of this petition is to bring down the waste of cyberspace that is PetitionOnline.com. Don’t get me wrong, folks, I am not against petitions or our right as Americans to petition, but rather the idea of an online petition. Why, you ask? Because I have seen thousands of these things across the internet, demanding that (insert name here) does (insert desired action here), and I have NEVER seen them work. They won’t either, because people do not consider these legit. I’m sure there are many people out there who abuse the hell out of this service, and I know this thought has occurred to the peoples who have receive these petitions, ergo they will not acknowledge these in the slightest. I urge all of you who want something done to go OUTSIDE and gather real signatures, they will be taken far more seriously. Send a message to the webmasters of cyberwaste, and help take down a pointless giant.

(Yes, I am aware of the irony of using an online petition to stamp them out, so don’t bother brining it up.)

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Stamp out online petitions! Petition to The creatots of http://www.petitiononline.com/ was created by and written by Andrew V..  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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