Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
members of the Free Kyle Orton's Neckbeard Society
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We are aware of its superstitious properties you believe allow you to continue winning, but surely the pure ugliness that is your neckbeard far outweighs any positive benefit you may reap from sporting that hirsute nastiness.
Should you fail to at a bare minimum trim your neck-whiskers prior to the next time we spot your grisly, hideous visage in High Def, we shall be forced to boycott any and all Bears-related events, apparel, and other such products forthwith.
One last thing - we think it would be really nice if you shaved it into some sort of Jake Plummer-esque pornstache.