Whereas cake, at its moist and delicious essence, is the finest edible substance known to man.

And whereas a cake made in the shape of a ham, Mexican wrestling mask, or the Kingdom of Cambodia is that much more satisfying for its aesthetic beauty.

And whereas all Citizens of the World have as our Jeebus-given right access to baked goods that reflect the cravings of our souls, as well as the pangs of our stomachs.

And whereas ButterNugget has displayed a deftness of spatula and grace of whisk unparalleled to making this world of free-frosted expression a reality.

We, the community of cake-eating family of humanity, do implore ButterNugget to give herself over to the calling of crafting custom cakes for the betterment of our collective tastebuds and the enrichment of our artistic sensibilities.