Are you tired of these boring, pathetic online petitions? Do you want them to stop but don't have time for one of those pesky, hippie treehugger style protests? I mean, getting your ass beaten down by the police for wanting to stop somehting would be a major hassle, right? So you chose the lesser of the two evils...use the system to do it's dirty work for you. That's right, from the comfort of your chair that your giant butt is in right now, you can help to stamp out the worthless blot on our society known as "Online Petitions". Yep..They're about as useful as tits on a boar hog. A warranty on a GM vehicle. The Tornado. Psychics.

Do yourself a favor & don't bother signing this petitio