Paris Hilton Mandatory Sterilization

To:  CDC, U.S. Dept of Health & Human Svcs, Child Protective Svcs, Humanity

For the sake of moving humanity forward and saving the world from a potential end to life as we know it as well as having to deal with a Paris Hilton off-spring, we ask that you force Paris Hilton to undergo mandatory sterilization. The disease mutations in and of themselves would be reason enough. As a safeguard, we also request that her vaginal opening be sewn shut as a way of preventing the possible spread of disease via any contact with said area.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Paris Hilton Mandatory Sterilization Petition to CDC, U.S. Dept of Health & Human Svcs, Child Protective Svcs, Humanity was created by Humanity and written by Lauren Johnson (laurenj@thespinzone.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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