Koller and Greenberg: STFU

To:  Nintendo and a shark

We, the undersigned, request that Shigeru Miyamoto (of Nintendo Company Ltd.) silence John Koller, Director of Hardware Marketing for Sony Computer Entertainment, with a beautifully thrown Nintendo DS handheld gaming device to the head.

We also request that a shark eat Aaron Greenberg of Microsoft Corporation.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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