Nuke Mars

To:  NASA

We are petitioning the United States government to nuke Mars. We believe that it would be totally awesome and not anymore expensive that what we spent on that lame ass Mars Probe. Seriously, who the hell wants to see pictures of rust colored dirt on a different planet? Not me.

Nuking Mars will be one of mankind's greatest triumphs. We have nuked our planet long enough, there isn't any thing left we could nuke on Earth. We've nuked oceans, deserts, the sky, and even cities. The time has come to expand our efforts to other planets and teach whatever life is out there not to **** with the United States of America.

If we don't nuke Mars first, who will? The Russians? **** that. In conclusion, lets put our mark on the universe.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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