In response to the recent "Oscar is a jerk" petition:





I, The Undersigned, petition that Oscar and Faris kiss sweetly and make up, renewing their vows as 'partners' not recognizable by the State, but honored by their non-judgemental peers.





Addendum: Should the above mentioned partners make up, then the rebirth of their relationship shall be celebrated by a Man-Shower over lunch. Bring a sponge..