Re: Oscar is a jerk (can't we all just get along?)

To:  Concerned Citizens

In response to the recent "Oscar is a jerk" petition:





I, The Undersigned, petition that Oscar and Faris kiss sweetly and make up, renewing their vows as 'partners' not recognizable by the State, but honored by their non-judgemental peers.





Addendum: Should the above mentioned partners make up, then the rebirth of their relationship shall be celebrated by a Man-Shower over lunch. Bring a sponge..

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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