All Play And No More Work

To:  (God) The Creator and Sustainer of the Universe

We, the undersigned, hereby declare that all forms of boring productive work is to be abolished and all expressions of play are to be mandatory according to the people's true desires which have existed within life itself since the dawn of your creation. Any form of play such as entertainment, parties, dancing, chilling, laughter, food, sex, or other expressions are to be constant for at least 80 grueling hours a week in exchange for not only a livable, but, richly profitable amount of income to each individual. Anybody who chooses to work instead of play shall be kicked off the planet. We thank you for your cooporation with us, dear Lord, in this matter and hope, or rather, pray that this will neither cause any unnecessary problems nor inconvenience to you or your universe.

To the People:

Now Let's Get This Party Started!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The All Play And No More Work Petition to (God) The Creator and Sustainer of the Universe was created by Those who want to Abolish the Laws of the Universe. and written by Richard Patterson.  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no express or implied endorsement of this petition by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. The petition scripts are created by Mike Wheeler at Artifice, Inc.  For Technical Support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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