Impeach FlopSter

Thank you irc.eversible.com staff for all your hard work of leaking operwall to us over the years.

To:  EFnet

Dear FlopSter,
Who the hell do you think you are??? How long have you been a global-oper? A month or so??? The AUDASITY you have showed during your amaZIng antics, has led me to believe you think this is a yellow brick road in the land of OZ you are walking down. Is my mind hAYZEE and clouded, or have you over stepped your bounds over and over again? I consider myself a pretty HARDY guy, but you should HWC(HANDLE WITH CARE), boyo! It's like you are tripping over your FEET, staring at the MOON. Perhaps there is mis-communication, or there is _STATIC_ in our line, but something is very PIGGYish about your actions recently. Do we need to do lunch at BK over a whopper or two, and discuss this like men? A man I knew once named BRYAN told me: "TIME and TIME again, life will hand you LEMONs. All you gotta do is hollow them out and fuck them!" We float through life like vap0rs, and eventually burn out like even the hottest f1res, but we can make our MARK while we are here. Stop making yours by participating in rampant oper abuse every day. This is not a Showtime series, and you are NOTDEXTER. You must be held accountable for your actions. I vote to remove FLOPSTER from oper status immediately, due to his disregard for the rules and regulations of EFNet. Please support this petition justly.

- G G Allin

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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