Orgazmo 2 Trouble in Tokyo

To:  Trey Parker

An Open Letter To Trey Parker

Over the past five years, audiences around the world have thrilled to the exciting adventures and filmmaking wizardry of the Orgazmo saga. Through the combined talents of Matt Stone, The Orgazmo Cast and Crew and oh, okay Jason McHugh, your vision has advanced the quality of what 15 year olds find funny. But beyond being just an incredible worldwide box office sensation and a crowning technical achievement, Orgazmo became a cultural phenomenon with a passionate, devoted and loyal fan following unmatched in the history of cinema.

When it came time to present Orgazmo in the theater, you continued to support the lowest of standards by utilizing the cock on Dians head, Delving into such taboo subjects as DVDA, Fat Girl Fetish and midget porn. (Dian)
By refusing to deliver anything but the most fucked up, you have honored the passion and dedication of the filmmakers, artisans and fans that have made Orgazmo what it is today. But with the recent announcement of the April 4, 2001 Southpark Studios FAQ “As of right now Matt and Trey are not thinking of making a second Movie” you have chosen to bypass, for the foreseeable future, the highest quality sequal film ever before available. (Besides Robocop 2)

As editor of the leading Orgazmo web site on the Internet, with many thousands of unique visitors each month, we receive a constant flood of feedback from our readers. And in light of your decision to delay the filming of Orgazmo 2 Trouble in Tokyo, which would be one of your greatest films, the outpouring from loyal Orgazmo fans has been overwhelming and unanimously negative. By withholding from starting production on this movie, fans have told us that they feel you are ignoring the millions of Orgazmo fans who appreciate the unsurpassed quality that the Orgazmo films offers them. Instead, many will be forced to choose between watching movies like “Me Myself and Irene” and other inferior films that have illegaly copied dildo jokes from Orgazmo.

Over the course of your distinguished career, you've clearly demonstrated your commitment to setting the highest standards of quality for your fans. With that in mind, we hope that you will reconsider your lack of support for Orgazmo 2 Trouble in Tokyo, and will continue to lead the way in bringing motion picture entertainment into the hairy ass age. There can be no better way to experience the Orgazmo film, but to experience it again… with bigger effects, louder farts and jiz covered lady .

The fans have asked for it, and we think the we deserve it. Don't you?

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Orgazmo 2 Trouble in Tokyo Petition to Trey Parker was created by P.W.W.T.T.G.O.H.F.A.A.M.O.T.F The People who want Trey to get off his fat ass and make Orgazmo two Foundation and written by Mattt Potter (matttpotter@hotmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.