WE THE PEOPLE...
In order to form a more perfect union let it be known that we do hereby petition that Sarah Palin & Todd Palin be allowed (forthwith) to secede from the United States of America. This would allow The US to rid itself (ourselves) of such nuisances and to subsequently invade their home, their church(es), their other home(s), their bodies, their personal property, and steal any oil, diamonds, gas, minerals, guns, evil spirits and demons, and what not that they might possess... (But we would not torture them. That's just too inhumane.)